Bram Stoker, It Ain’t
June 2nd, 2009

Bram Stoker, It Ain’t

I realize I might catch some flak for this one. To let you know, I have not read any of the books. I haven’t seen the movie. All I know is stuff I’ve heard from my sister. I’ve never been interested in vampires. I tried to read the Lestat books, but couldn’t get through the first few pages. I just don’t get it. So, before you start flashing your fangs at me, this is Dracula’s opinion of the book. Not mine. Count Chocula was unavailable for comment.

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  1. Nate Fakes

    I haven’t been the least bit interested in Twilight. I don’t know – I heard it’s corny (whatever “corn” is?). I like the classic versions.

  2. Bearman

    What about the Sesame Street Count? What was his opinion?

  3. admin

    @Bearman From the Count, regular cast member of Sesame Street:

    “Zero! Zero times I have read this book! Ah Ah Ah!”

  4. juzzard

    I’ve not read it either, heard a mixture of good and bad things about it but what really put me off was people saying “it’s the next harry potter”.

  5. Meera

    I’ve read the book.

    You seem to have done justice to the review! Great toon!


  6. admin

    @juzzard I, too, am always put off by others saying something is the “next ____”. It somehow cheapens the work. Let it stand on its own!

  7. David

    I haven’t read the book or seen the movie, but judging from other people’s opinion on it, I can appreciate your cartoon!

  8. George

    My step-daughter is infatuated with Twilight, so I know it can’t be a blood-and-guts bite-fest that I would dig.

    And don’t sweat it. I couldn’t get into Anne Rice either. :)

  9. Jeni

    @George, I worry for your step-daughter.

    I’m normally all for kids reading whatever the hell they want, but “Twilight” is a story about a girl, her abusive boyfriend, and how awesome it is to be abused, so long as he’s hot.

    Anyway, great cartoon!

  10. Victoria

    God, i have read twilight, and i used to like it, but it is NOT the next harry potter. Harry potter is creative, new, and the ideas are brilliant. Twilight is the same old thing about a girl that falls in love with a vampire. ahahahah i love this picture

  11. dolst

    As someone who liked the Twilight movie (not LOVED it, not became a FAN of it, but just liked it), I can still laugh at this.
    Oops, I got in the sunlight there. Sorry. Surf Wisely.

  12. Aimz

    Cool :) I loooove Twilight. Im a fan of it! and i like HP too :)

  13. Annie

    I watched the movies and read the books.
    I enjoyed them as a one time read.
    But there’s a lot of things in it that’s wrong.
    Great cartoon! =)

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